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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked


posted 11 hours ago via jess-spoopy (©)
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leagueoflegendsonly:

(x)

mxtchull:

stuie246:

wavey:

fakkuboii:

sckrewedup:

Bitch ass nigga square up

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT

When tellamarketers strike back

LOOOLL


posted 11 hours ago via pagingme (©)
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britney:

drag ha


posted 12 hours ago via redandblacktac (©)
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rubyetc:

I found these gifs I made a while back for a site that’s not running anymore, so I thought I’d post them here. It’s a description of psychiatric symptoms and states of mind using a pink box and some other stuff. 

chickensnack:

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM


posted 12 hours ago via jesuschristvevo (©)
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kumagawa:

accidentally stepping on your pet’s foot

image


posted 12 hours ago via usapin (©)
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pixelbabes:

when a mutual unfollows you first

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so then you unfollow them right back

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posted 12 hours ago via aymmichurros (©)
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zxxqnge:

This guy brought his whole fucking desktop into Starbucks.

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

posted 18 hours ago via unclefather (©)
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tcbunny:

Rengar is the most OP cuddly champion <3


posted 18 hours ago via omgbjerg (©)
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#;o

betkyosglasses:

"I also played on tsm so i guess there’s that"

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT


posted 1 day ago via jess-spoopy (©)
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paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin